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I've heard that boiling it can ruin the pipe...

I also much prefer a cleaning method that minimizes the taste of tobacco remnant in the pipe, which usually does not match my personal preferences.

Materials Needed

You will need alcohol to dissolve residues and leach out tobacco juices that have soaked into the wood of the bowl and shank. I prefer grain alcohol, but 151-proof rum, any distilled spirits, or isopropyl alcohol or ethanol from the drug store will all work fine. Likewise "sterilizing solution" (grain alcohol sold via medical supplies channels) and "technical alcohol"(sold via industrial supply channels). Before using isopropyl or other alcohols not expressly intended for drinking, smell it. If you would not like that taste in your pipe, you need to find one with a different denaturant, that hasa pleasing or at least a neutral aroma.

You will need chlorine laundry bleach to soak and sanitize the mouthpiece. Chlorox works fine, as do other laundry bleaches.

You will need pipe cleaners, of course. Those that have bristly plastic fibers in them help clean out heavy residues of crud, and you may need both fat ("fluffy") and skinny regular pipe cleaners. Pipe shops usually have little brushes, that look like tiny bottle brushes, that can be used to clean the interior of shank and mouthpiece.

And you will need salt. Regular table salt is fine. It does not need to be iodized, but it is ok if it is.

You will need paper towels to wipe up alcohol spilled. The alcohol will remove wax from the pipe, and dissolve or leach out stain and pigments applied to give the pipe a pleasing color and appearance, so use care. I know I will always spill some alcohol on a pipe being throughly cleaned, so the first thing I do is wipe the pipe down with a paper towel wet with alcohol. This lightens the color evenly, and after the cleaning and sanitizing is finished I use a Dunhill Pipe Care Cloth to wax and restore the finish to something I find acceptable in appearance.

You may need tools to ream the bowl. The old Kleen Ream adjustable tool does a good job on the walls, but does not do too well with carbon in the bottom of the bowl. It is no longer made, but there is a modern version with a different name (?El Senior?). I have a set of four Pip Net reamers made by a Swiss company that I like, because they do a good job on the bottom of the bowl, but some pipes are too large or two small for them. Coarse sandpaper, wrapped round a wooden dowel or even a finger, can be used for reducing the thickness of the carbon cake in lieu of a tool, and some prefer it despite it being a bit more work to use. It is also cheap. The adjustable reamer, or a set of reamers, will usually cost $30 to $40 new, though you may be able to get one used for a fraction of that price.

Finally, you may want to use buffing and polishing compounds on the mouthpiece, or take the cleaned pipe in to a pipe shop and have them do the buffing and polishing. The cost is usually small. As mentioned, I use a Dunhill Pipe Care Cloth to wax a cleaned pipe, but one can also get a can of Briar Wipe from a pipe shop and use it to make your own "pipe care cloth."


1. Sanitizing the Bowl

The bowl will be sanitized wherever heated thoroughly by combustion of tobacco. If the previous owner did not smoke to the bottom of the bowl, you will need to deal with this area in the manner described for the shank,below. Otherwise, simply ream the carbon cake in the bowl to the thickness of a dime or less (1 mm or less).

2. Sanitizing the Mouthpiece

Remove the mouthpiece from the pipe. If stuck, try putting it in the refrigerator or a freezer for 15 to 20 minutes and then turning it to free up and remove it.

Remove any metal gadgets or filters. If you expect to sell the pipe later, clean them and put them in storage. Otherwise, discard them. If stuck, you may need to soak the mouthpiece in alcohol to dissolve the crud and allow removal.

Use pipe cleaners wet with alcohol to scrub the interior and exterior of the mouthpiece clean. First soaking the mouthpiece in alcohol makes it easier to get the crud out with the pipe cleaners.

Once clean and dry, use vaseline, cold cream, or any protective coating to cover any logos or lettering on the mouthpiece you wish to keep. Otherwise, the bleach will dissolve them. Apply to a clean dry surface, or the protective coating may detach and allow bleach to go under it and destroy.

Then soak the mouthpiece in chlorine laundry bleach. Check the mouthpiece after a couple of hours, and if the mouthpiece is rapidly dissolving remove it, rinse it, and go on to the next process in cleaning. Otherwise, I would leave the mouthpiece in the bleach overnight, or perhaps for a full 24 hours, before taking it out and rinsing it. Clean one last time with an alcohol-wet pipe cleaner, and if more crud comes out put the mouthpiece back in the bleach for a longer soak.

If a metal gadget breaks off in the mouthpiece, you can soak the mouthpiece in bleach until the metal is dissolved. Use a pipe cleaner a couple of times a day to remove any corroded metal that will flake off, and eventually all will dissolve and corrode away. It may take a week or more, but it works.

After the chlorine bleach soak, the mouthpiece will be very rough. You can leave it as is, rub it with olive oil, or use buffing compounds and polishes to smooth and polish the surface. Or have a pipe shop buff and polish it for you. I used to use a multi-speed Dremel tool with felt buffing wheels, emery, tripoli, white, and plastic buffing compounds, and the Dunhill Pipe Care Cloth for waxing. A Fordham or big buffing wheels work better, faster, and easier, but are much more expensive. If you have the big buffing wheels, Tripoli Green for rough work, Diamond White for a smooth finish, and carnauba wax for the ultimate in gloss works fine, but you will need a little practice to gain skill.

I now have a set of 8-inch buffing wheels. There is a world of difference, but also considerable difference in cost.

3. Leaching and Sanitizing the Shank

While the mouthpiece is soaking or being worked on, sit the pipe up so the lowest part of the bowl opening and the lowest part of the opening in the shank are about level. Fill the bowl and shank with alcohol. Use of an eye dropper makes filling without spilling easy.

Allow the alcohol to sit for hours, topping up every hour or so if the alcohol is evaporating rapidly. Then dump out the alcohol, wipe out the interior of the bowl with a piece of paper towel, and use alcohol-wet pipe cleaners to clean out and scrub the interior of the shank. This is where the bristly pipe cleaners and little brush come in handy.

How long to let the alcohol sit in the bowl is a matter of choice. I recommend at least 4 hours, and often fill the bowl and shank first thing in the morning and (after topping up several times during the day) dump the alcohol and clean the shank that evening. I scrub the interior of the shank until no brown residues remain, and the wood is bare and clean. If there are no brown residues for the pipe cleaners to pick up, but they are turning yellow from tobacco juices leached from the wood, I will sit the pipe up again, refill with alcohol, and leach the bowl and shank with alcohol again.

4. The Professor's Pipe-Sweetening Treatment

To complete sanitizing the pipe, and finish up leaching residues from the wood, fill the bowl and shank with a slurry of salt and alcohol, sit the pipe up, and leave it until all the alcohol evaporates.

A nice set of instructions is available at http://www.pipes.org, written by Dennis Congos, a "Carolina Briar Friar." My version of the treatment is as follows:

First fill the shank with salt, and using an eye dropper add alcohol until that salt is saturated. Then fill the bowl perhaps two-thirds full of salt, and add alcohol until that is saturated. Then, finish filling the bowl with salt, sit the pipe up as it had been when filled with alcohol, and add more alcohol until any more alcohol would spill out.

When all alcohol has evaporated (usually 2 to 7 days later, depending on the weather and humidity), dump all the salt out and clean the pipe one last time with alcohol-wet pipe cleaners. If they come out dirty, you may need to do some more cleaning.

Allow the wood to dry. Then reassemble the pipe, with attention to the fit of the mouthpiece in the shank. Usually the fit will be ok. Sometimes it will be too tight, and you will need to coat the tenon of the mouthpiece with beeswax, or scribble pencil lead on it, or use graphite lubricant. If too loose, use beeswax to coat the tenon (when the shank becomes warm from the smoke, the beeswax will penetrate into the wood and cause it to swell slightly, tightening up the fit), or put a little water or saliva on the wood inside the mortise to encourage the wood to swell. If terribly loose, you may need to heat the tenon, shove a tapered metal cylinder into it to expand it(a nail set works ok, and sets of tapered cylinders can be had for about $10 that are made specifically for this purpose), and coolthe tenon under running water. Check for fit. If too tight, heat and allow to cool, which will cause the rubber to shrink back toward original shape and size. If still too loose, repeat the expansion process.

If your cleaning has removed all, or almost all, of the carbon cake in the bottom of the bowl, or if there was none to start with, you will need to break in the pipe as if it were new. Otherwise, simply load up the pipe, light up, and enjoy.

2008-03-11 14:07:38 by jessescharff1973

Does smoking pipes and cigars extend life span? Here is a link to the Reason.com artcle: reason.com The article is called "Put That in Your ...

My girlfriend recently bought me an estate pipe that is a black star deluxe and Im looking for information about it.

I haven't heard of that one.

2006-09-22 02:34:55 by sabrewofle

Heres the deal. I smoked salvia with some buddies (about a week ago), but didnt realize until later that it was out of the same pipe my buddy smokes marijuana out of.. So if there was any resin (black substance that sticks in inner workings of a pipe), and i did smoke some of the marijuana resin would that result in a negative drug test?

Also, does anyone know if i will even be urine tested to become a real estate agent? getting licensesed in oregon...

Appreciate any info you can provide.. thanks

"salvia" was probably not the best for you in the first place. are you asking whether you can claim ignorance when you come back hot? a drug screen=there is not defense "my friend left residue on my pipe".

2006-11-07 00:32:48 by Waco

Heres the deal. I smoked salvia with some buddies, but didnt realize until later that it was out of the same pipe my buddy smokes marijuana out of.. So if there was any resado (rezadoo?) (black substance that sticks in inner workings of a pipe), would that result in a negative drug test?

Also, does anyone know if i will even be urine tested to become a real estate agent? getting licensesed in oregon...

Appreciate any info you can provide.. thanks

First of all, cmon! The only way anything shows on a urine test is if they check for that specifically. If you do not smoke pot, then the resin in the pipe will not be enough to fail a UA. If you do smoke pot, it depends on the quality and frequency. Pot will stay in your system for up to a year, and in hair follicles for up to 10 years. As for UA for real estate agents, highly unlikely.

2006-11-02 21:40:12 by Waco

recenly i put some very heavy thick oil tha comes in the size of a coke can this oil is thick as treacle now when we accelerate hard the car smokes quite a lot also the turbo doesnt seem to be working we just had the car serviced and the mechanic said there was a lot of oil in the pipes could it be this causing the excess smoke or does anyone know any different thank you

So why the hell did you put the thick oil in the engine for. It is just as well breathing is automatic isn't it.

2007-06-11 04:02:20 by teresa w

No, really, what are Chris and that real estate chic getting high on? They're heating a white substance on aluminum foil and using a glass pipe to enhale .... They refer to it as 'junk'. Not that I'm looking to start, just curious.

Crack, jack.

2007-04-05 13:41:44 by PS